"When life gives you lemons, build a lemonade stand and use the profits of your business to buy a machine gun. Let's see if life makes the same mistake twice."
"When life gives you lemons, throw them back and say 'I wanted chocolate!'"
"When Life gives you lemons, trade it for an apple or something."
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world try to figure out how you did it."
"When life gives you lemons, throw them at mean people."
"When Life gives you lemons, trade it for an apple or something."
"When life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a squirt gun and squirt it into someone's eye. It'll make you feel better."
"When life gives you lemons make lemonade. Then give it to your enemies cause it'll be real nasty unless life gave you sugar too."
"When life gives you lemons learn to juggle. or better yet get an air cannon have some real fun."
"When life gives you apples say: Oi! What happened to the lemons?"
Anyone have any other funny lemon quotes?
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